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User-generated, my…ass?

We took a poll, and you know what unanimously annoys the fuck out of us? Hypocrisy.

Not “Hey, I used to think this, but now that I’ve grown up to be less of an ass, I think this instead. Fortune is like woman: loves youth, and is fickle.” That’s…humanity. Hypocrisy is more like:


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Oh.

When you say you’ll only delete comments in a dire emergency, but “dire emergency” just means anything that annoys you, and when everyone is being polite except you and you’re the one everyone says is so nice…We’re beginning to wonder if maybe we just don’t have the same definition of “nice” as everyone else. This blogger is using Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, 11th Edition. Can someone check Oxford for us? Nonnie, is that where you got “a hypocrite and quick to lash out at people that upset [one], condemning those that do the same” from?

Maybe nice is actually some type of affliction, and anyone suffering from it is seen as being in delicate health and unable to help themselves.

There’s an eerie parallel between accepting praise for a story one didn’t write, and enjoying a reputation one does little to earn…

BTW if you don't like this post then FIX YOUR DAMN MOUSE AND JUST SCROLL THE FUCK PAST RAWR!

What’s that? Who are we to give orders? Who the hell do you THINK we are?!

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