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Krisbians and Liars

The sect of fandom that focuses intently on Rob and Kristen and their relationship status is new and scary to us, so this is probably going to read like Miner’s “Body Ritual among the Nacirema.” Or Diana Gabaldon’s attempt last year to describe this phenomenon known as “fan-fic” with its alien creatures who “post” their “fan-fics” on “on-line” “fan-fiction” “archives.”

As we understand it, “Robstens” are those who believe Rob and Kristen are together, and more importantly, that they should be together. We think it’s a requirement that they be very active in spreading the word; if you casually consider the two an item only when you happen to think about it, you’re just a RINO (Robsten In Name Only).

“Nonstens” appear to be those who think Rob and Kristen are not dating. We don’t know whether this includes individuals who just don’t care, or if being part of the group means you have a recruitment quota or something. It might be like the Gazebo, where to prove you don’t care you have to talk about it all the time and run two communities and seventeen sock accounts just in case people doubt your apathy.

…But we digress. We’ve seen claims that Nonstens are a peace-loving people who do not attack or malign enemy tribes. Other sources paint them as delusional middle-aged women who vehemently deny the Krist because, in their own minds, Rob would date them if he were free of the false idol.

We also found two minority groups called “PRsten,” who claim the two are pretending to be together to promote BD, and what itisbecauseiam has christened “whateverthefucksten.” That one sounds self-explanatory.

Finally, we have “Krisbians,” an appellation formed by the hybridizing of “Kristen” and “lesbian.” Basically, straight women who would make an exception for Kristen. Or something. We think you can be a Krisbian and a Sten. But if you’re waiting for KStew to change sides, you’re probably mad at Rob for potentially distracting her, so we’re thinking most Krisbians are Nonstens. Whatevs.

Anyway, apparently there’s this holy war being waged by the Holy Robsten Empire against the Nonstens of the Middle Ground.

We think Rob and Kristen are supposed to be Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Now, we all know from the esteemed historian Dan Brown that the Holy Grail was actually a series of royal vaginas, beginning with Mary Magdalene’s, and the Robstens seem to have formed a sort of modern-day Knights Templar who want that vagina kept where it should be, namely in the service of the Meyerwhingian plotline.

So the question is, when someone, let’s call her…oh, how about Anastasia?…blasphemes against the Holy Vag or utters heresy about Ye Olde Blade ‘n’ Chalice, how do we convert her from her Nonsten faith to Krisbianity? Well, this might work:

But you know, the internet is a big place. It’s different now that everyone isn’t in the same family village, and even with Twitter and Facebook, it’s so hard to get a good mob together these days.

So, what to do? Look, this is a holy war. The stakes don’t get any higher. You want justice? First you stalk “Anastasia’s” Twitter feed until the heretic drops enough tidbits about her life to help you locate her Facebook. Then you stalk the Facebook until you figure out where she works. Finally, you email the heretic’s employer and tell them she’s been using the net on company time. You are a disciple of Krist. Don’t be so fucking lazy.

This is the email “Anastasia’s” employer received as posted on itisbecauseiam’s tumblr:

“Did you know that your receptionist, ___________, is so obsessed with an actor by the name of Robert Pattinson that she spend the majority of her workday posting to an online community dedicated to hating his girlfriend as well asp osting on her Twitter to complain about her job? Most of her Tweets are about Robert Pattinson, her hatred of Kristen Stewart, planning her April trip to NYC to stalk Robert Pattinson, or complaining about her job – and at least half of them are done during time you are paying her to work.”

You could just post her home address in its entirety on the “Awful Truth” message boards at E! Online and command all Robstens to stone her, but that was already done to someone a while back and still the Nonstens live and breed. Time to up the ante.

From what we’ve seen, “Anastasia” made less noise about literally having her job threatened than a BNF usually makes about a bad review. It’s like Newton’s 2nd law all backwards, where the larger mass m (the BNF) attains more acceleration (a) than a smaller mass (a non-BNF) after less force F is applied against her.

Newton Fandom
F = ma (1/2)F = m(1/a)

Or something. Physics is about as clear to us as the Houses of Sten. We made a chart just in case:

For further reading, we recommend the ADF campfire on Summit’s lawsuit against DelaneyG84 or this post from the original Twankhard, as well as many of the posts on itisbecauseiam’s tumblr. Anthropologically speaking, the Stens are a fascinating bunch.


75 responses to “Krisbians and Liars

  1. Anon E Mouse March 10, 2011 at 12:36 am

    I’m sure there are sane Kristen fans and shippers, but the loudest ones are the psychos who stalk others whether it be through stalking their Twitter accounts trying to figure out tidbits of their personal life or ranting about them either on Ted’s board at or Rob’s IMDB board. The IMDB board folk are a pretty scary bunch from what I understand.

    • Is that cheese? March 10, 2011 at 2:43 am

      Robert Pattinson’s IMDB board is full of posters who spend all of their time waiting to pounce on anyone who doesn’t like Kristen Stewart. Reasonable, sane people who don’t make personal attacks should find another place to post. People refuse to take anything to PMs so the board is filled with lots of meaningless personal back-and-forth attacks. Think Kstew is a bad actress? You must be a Nonsten! Never mind that you’ve not mentioned anything other than her lack of acting ability.

  2. Anon E Mouse March 10, 2011 at 12:45 am

    We also can’t forget that Nikki Reed got death threats and had to move because of shippers threatening her life. I know that every fandom has it’s weirdo fringe, but this is beyond. It makes me take a moment of silence for Rebecca Schaeffer.

  3. IdreamofEddy March 10, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Damn, this shit is better than the Sheen Show.

  4. IdreamofEddy March 10, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Damn, this shit is better than the Sheen Show.

  5. Candykizzes24 March 10, 2011 at 1:07 am

    amazing! ROTFL

  6. nomsie March 10, 2011 at 2:47 am

    *wipes tear* Thanks for squeezing us F’stens in there, people who don’t give a fart about RP, KS or them as a couple. It may actually shock some people but it’s entirely possible to like Edward more than Pattinson and *gasp* prefer reading about E/B to stories about “Rob”, “Kris” and her friggin’ cat. In the end it doesn’t matter though. Nonsten, F’sten or RINO, the crusade stops for no one.

  7. Alby Mangroves March 10, 2011 at 3:51 am

    Clearly, I have too much to do. I was completely unaware of the existence of the Houses of Sten. It’s like I went all Obliviousten.

  8. CQH Extraordinaire March 10, 2011 at 5:28 am

    Wait…I’m confused here. I though Kristen was a dyke…But I digress..Can’t you dislike her for her lack of talent, 12 year old boy looks, foul attitude and disrespect for fans WITHOUT it having to do with Rob? My fav. accusation i see around is that we are just jealous of Kristen…hmm no…I grew out of being a whiny bitch when I got out of diapers. And I like my boobs…oh and my personality…and speaking without stuttering. And this ====> 🙂 There are some seriously scary (delusional) woman out there who are living in some fantasy world and cannot establish in their minds that Rob and Kristen are NOT Edward and Bella. Doesn’t matter if they are fucking or not. She is NOT a good actress. And he…well lets be honest, he’s not much of an actor either, but at least he’s pretty! 🙂

  9. anastasia :) March 10, 2011 at 5:34 am

    Any sane person would be more worried about their own personal live than about this… the same with any person that wants Brad and Angelina to be together and etc…
    Stop playing match maker and go and search a life for yourself, seriously. I’m never going to understand the need to care so much for someone that doesn’t give a FUCK for you. They are not family or friends or nothing. They are just actors playing a role in the movie based on the book you love. Get over it.
    You don’t get to decide their lives, you don’t have the fucking right to tell them to be together, that they are going to marry and have two babies and a dog and they are going to ride into the sunset for-fucking-ever. Their lives is not Twilight. And this might come as a shock for most Robsteners but Robert is not Edward –doesn’t matter how many times fans call him Edward on the streets- and Kristen is not Bella.

  10. CQH Extraordinaire March 10, 2011 at 5:52 am

    Has anyone else noticed the strange coorlation between the psychotic kstewpid lovers, and the rabid supporters of the Ice Queens fuckery?

    • Anon E Mouse March 10, 2011 at 3:25 pm

      Interesting. Please expound upon this. 🙂 I don’t follow Icy on Twitter or in general so I’ve managed to avoid that craziness for the most part.

      • CQH Extraordinaire March 10, 2011 at 6:55 pm

        I don’t twitter either, this is just from facebook drama i’ve seen/heard about/jumped right in the middle No there are some seriously derranged women who live and die by the “fact” that Robsten is real and its some magial epic love story and if you say anything contrary you will be reported for everything you do until facebook kicks you off. They have spies and infiltrate groups and everything…(god they’re so cool!…or you know…losers without lives..whatev) Oh and ps these are mostly woman that are between the ages of 45-65…the interest as you get older in this drama should go down, no? Anyway, these are the same psychos that are defending Icy to the death…and guess what? Same tactics are being utilized…if you disagree with them, even mildly, you are the enemy. You will be kicked from groups, lose friends, be posted about in hateful ways, and have every attempt made for you to lose your facebook account. Its war and there is no middle ground! One of these hookers actually said that “Rob told them” to act this way on his “private tumblr account” that they just happen to be cool enough to have access to since they support him with Kristen…(uhstewpidsaywhat?)

        • Ellie March 11, 2011 at 1:24 am

          Icys fans are truly terrifying and completely hypocritical. I was looking at the MOTU thread on twilighted (always good for a laugh) and they were all banging on about the ‘bullying’ which from what I can tell consists of people in the fandom pointing at the fact publishing fanfic is morally wrong not to mention illegal. However then someone posts this

          A copy of a number of tweets that were sent by icy fans to a poor girl who did nothing other than translate or distribute or what the fuck ever MOTU. When the poster asks where were they when they were needed to speak up against real honest to God bullying, no one responds. Literally no one, they completely ignore the poster. I think her ‘fans’ need to wake up and look at their behaviour because those tweets are disgusting. To behave like that and then think they can point at AG and call her a bully, shame on you is all i can say.

          • Hey Nonnie Nonnie March 11, 2011 at 5:51 am

            Shouldn’t the MoTU forum be closed now that the story no longer exists? That would be a relief for all of us I think, although I’m sure the lemmings will find somewhere else to congregate.

            • CQH Extraordinaire March 13, 2011 at 6:05 am

              You can’t escape it! I’m constantly getting tagged in photos of rob..(thumbs up, i like lookin at the prettah) but then all the hoorchees start commenting OMG THIS IS SO FIFTY!! Really? I don’t remember unwashed hobo being part of his description…that was the Billionaire Bum.

  11. _Paula_ March 10, 2011 at 6:50 am

    I haven’t read this post yet, but now this site is going to be really funny! Thank you girls! All this BS related to “robsten”, “krisbians” and their hypocrisy must be revealed.

  12. _Paula_ March 10, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Oh, and I follow this blog itisbecauseiam, and she is AMAZING! And what this robsten/krisbian bitch did, tried to get a person FIRED, it’s just…I don’t know what can I say about a person who does a kind of thing like this. May God have mercy of your miserable life and soul.

  13. Ellie March 10, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Why are so many people in the fandom so fucking crazy???? I swear we’ve got more than our quota!!!

  14. Toob March 10, 2011 at 8:48 am

    It’s been a looooong time since I’ve laughed this hard!

    Thanks for taking the time to write this.. *clapping*

  15. I.Am.Maia March 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Strangely enough Krisbians are Robstens, not Nonstens. Never saw a Nonsten Krisbian. Never understood a Krisbian Robsten. Never will *shrug* Do they want Stewart for themselves? Are they fantasising about her and Rob? Do they identify with her and thus live an epic romance with Rob, themselves?

    And contrary to popular belief, Nonstens don’t want Rob for themselves. I know I don’t want to date him/marry him/f*ck him/do whatever with him. And yeah, I have no problem being called a Nonsten. God knows I’ve been called worse things in RL :))

    It was about time for a twank on this. And if anyone digs deeper, there is enough material for a lifetime of twanks on the Houses of Sten (love this btw. will use it from now on)

  16. venom March 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    @delaneyg84 needs to be twanked again, just because she’s the ring leader of all this Robsten craziness, because she stir’s up the hate pot towards nonsten.

  17. Ellie March 10, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    “Finally, we have “Krisbians,” an appellation formed by the hybridizing of “Kristen” and “lesbian.” Basically, straight women who would make an exception for Kristen.”
    I’m pretty sure their idea of Lesbian love with Kristen is based on a Katy Perry song. Ask them straight out if they really fantasise about eating pussy and you would see a Krisbian shaped hole in that door.

  18. Kimberlesk March 10, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Thank you so much! I absolutely LOVED your post! LMFAO! The comments are just as great as the post!
    To CQH Extraordinaire: I couldn’t agree more!! well said — “Can’t you dislike her for her lack of talent, 12 year old boy looks, foul attitude and disrespect for fans WITHOUT it having to do with Rob? My fav. accusation i see around is that we are just jealous of Kristen…hmm no…I grew out of being a whiny bitch when I got out of diapers. And I like my boobs…oh and my personality…and speaking without stuttering. And this ====> 🙂 ” I couldn’t have put it better!

  19. Is that cheese? March 10, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    The Kristen fans have some strange logic issues. They praise her “bitch face” and “fierceness” but the responses to any criticism of her acting (and we’re not even talking comments about her looks or behavior off-screen) are either A) you’re jealous and/or B) how dare you pick on a “young girl.” I think she’s probably “fierce” enough to take some criticism. If not, there’s always the “bitch face” to fall back on.

    Ellie, your Krisbian-shaped hole in the door comment is hilarious. 🙂

    • CQH Extraordinaire March 10, 2011 at 8:51 pm

      sheesh here i thought i had termites…its just those damn krisbians…You want a good laugh? Youtube some of her old movies…shes playing the same character all the time.. *blink blink* stutter mumble stutter *blink blink blink* deep exhale *blink blink* creepy shiver *blik blink blink stutter stutter*

      I wonder if she skeeves herself out with her filth and piss poor “acting” and thats why she does that horrid shiver.

      • Ellie March 10, 2011 at 10:56 pm

        “*blink blink* stutter mumble stutter *blink blink blink* deep exhale *blink blink* creepy shiver *blik blink blink stutter stutter*”

        Now c’mon you’re doing the girl a dis-service are you forgetting The stutter, the lip bite, the ‘this is intense’ stare, pulling hair with hand move and lets not forget my favourite the vigorous head shake although that could also be described as a ‘creepy shiver’ . Respect to the girl that is quite a collection of ticks for one so young to master. Not to mention her ability to look totally un-natural if she doesn’t have a prop to occupy her hands.
        The general ‘you’re just jealous’ response makes no sense, I’m not an actress neither am I deluded enough to think that if Rpatz wasn’t with her he’d be knocking down my door. The response a girl got a few months ago on ADF when she criticised Kstew made me develop a creepy shiver, ahh stewy you’ve taught me well.

  20. CQH Extraordinaire March 10, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    oh oh oh…go search adventureland breakup on youtube (dont know if we can post links here lol) Top that bitch…I know you are going to want to gouge your eyes out but if you can take it, you’ll see why I sent you. Something here seems strangely familiar…i just can’t seem to put my finger on it *cough*nearlyidenticalscene*cough*

    • Hey Nonnie Nonnie March 11, 2011 at 5:58 am

      OMG! That is unbelievable! Did they just cut & paste her from Twilight. I’ve always said she had the acting range of plank of wood, although at least a plank of wood has knots in it to make it interesting!

    • CQH Extraordinaire March 11, 2011 at 6:13 am

      Here guys, I will make it easy in case anyone who is slow comes in here… ya’ll seen the Twi Movies right? right? k…Why does this scene from adventureland feel so familiar to me…I just can’t put my *blink blink blink* fff-fff-inger on ii-ii-it. *shiver* How did you..where did you.. *does some weird air gagging thing* *shudder* *blink blink* diddd you evver seeeee something like thi this before?

      • Ellie March 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm

        Classic, lol.

        • Anonymoustoo March 14, 2011 at 1:04 am

          Bella’s hospital scene complete w/ stutter, lip biting, & blinking + a healthy dose of “fuck” = totally new character! Ahhhh, I see how she does it now. Bella would never swear like that so it’s not the same AT ALL! Maybe her acting range could be upgraded to treated lumber now instead of ust a a plank of wood

  21. Is that cheese? March 11, 2011 at 1:17 am

    When I point out to her fans that I don’t think much of Kristen’s acting, I often hear about how “everyone” who works with her praises her. As if that should be enough for me. What kind of useless endorsement is that? I don’t care about the opinions of her coworkers. I can make up my own mind. People in the industry aren’t going to badmouth her acting because it would be considered rude. You never hear anyone in the film industry say on the record that anyone else is a bad actor. I think at this point, the main reason she keeps getting work — and the ONLY work she’s gotten due to her Twilight fame is the Snow White film — is that people hope to capitalize on her popularity. She’s going to need a bigger suitcase if she keeps picking up tics the way she’s going.

    • CQH Extraordinaire March 11, 2011 at 5:44 am

      tics to go with her lice (See: What the Buck?) about 1:20-2:20. The snow white thing kills me. Can I play the mirror? Oh please please please LET ME BE THE MIRROR!

      Why does she keep getting jobs lately? The attempt to capitolize on Twifame. Is it working? FUCK NO! floppity flop flop…that aint the bunnies following your ass snow white..its your lack of talent!

  22. John Hand March 11, 2011 at 2:47 am

    Let me just say up front that I’m a Kristen Stewart fan (since Adventureland). Haven’t watched the Twi crap so I don’t understand the Bella/Edward dynamic you people “discuss.” Thank you for defining “Robsten” and all its variations. I don’t seem to fall within any of your categories but I’m sure you’ll come up with something!

    As I peruse your site (went to the itisbecauseiam too) and wow… All I see is a group of people (mostly women it seems) that hate Kristen Stewart and obsessively so. I also see a bit of hypocrisy (through your own words) describing the horrors that Anastasia went through, all the while reveling in the personal attacks some of your ilk made toward this Delaneyg86 person.

    All in all, I just see a bunch of internet bullies with an abnormal obsession of a young actress.

    • twankharder March 11, 2011 at 5:00 am

      It takes a special person to pierce through our carefully crafted facade of feigned bewilderment and discern that we actually think about Kristen beyond “Wait, who played Bella again?” and “What the fuck is everyone screaming abo–oh, so Kristen was seen eating an English muffin, and Rob is British, so it is true they’re dating. Got it.”

      And only the truly precious could take away from all of this that Delaney is the victim of bullies.

      Thank you for honoring us with your presence today.

    • nomsie March 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      Haven’t watched the Twi crap so I don’t understand the Bella/Edward dynamic you people “discuss.”

      Seems like this blog is a strange place for you to visit in the first place unless you’re here to stan.

    • Ellie March 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      I love robsten shippers they provide hours of entertainment. This comment is one of my favourites because it comes with the classic Kstew shipper line of ‘I’m a kristen Stewart fan nothing to do with twilight, I’ve never even watched that shit’ yeah yeah whatever you say duckie, lol.

    • damourkrist March 13, 2011 at 12:19 pm

      Any Krisbian that defends Delooney and her army of lobotomized sheep is a Robsten-fanatic. They think if they claim not to care about the showmance of R/K they will be taken serious but they reveal their colours easily, especially when they use male names to post.

  23. _Paula_RJ_ March 11, 2011 at 4:20 am

    I say YES for a new twank about Delaney. The original from Twankward was EPIC, but I trust you and I know you can make an epic post too. 😀 LMAO!!!

    I am the same _Paula_ from earlier comments, just forgot to put the _RJ_ in my name. 😉

  24. Hey Nonnie Nonnie March 11, 2011 at 6:05 am

    If we’re going to start asking for new twanks, I want to know if anyone has ever found out who’s behind Sebastien Robichaud or Sylvian R???? whatever. That has been bugging me forever.

  25. venom March 11, 2011 at 6:58 am

    The Summit lawsuit against Delaney is over, she lied to all her followers and said that the case was dismissed. But in the court papers it says Delaney settled , paying Summit an undisclosed amount of money. The poor girl that hacked the photo agency in order to obtain the Eclipes pics and pass them onto Delaney has to pay Summit $50,000.

    And even after all that she has gone through Delaney is still spewing her shit on Twitter, that Rob and Kristen are so in love, that they will always be together, to not believe anything you hear (as in anything negative, anything denying the relationship) She deserves another good Twank for being the leader of the pack, the Robsten pack.

    • Ellie March 11, 2011 at 2:45 pm

      That girl needs a restraining order. There are no words to describe just how creepy her twitter feed is.

      • Anon E Mouse March 11, 2011 at 4:50 pm

        People need to remember that Delaney getting sued had nothing to do with the Nonsten site or non-shippers. It had to do with her publishing copyrighted images. People even tweeted Slade saying thank you for the pictures. Of course Summit was going to find out and have a fit. Those pictures were supposed to be used later for marketing and she ruined that. Then she’s still delusional enough to keep tweeting her crap even after all of that. Also, don’t forget that she totally lied about who she is.

      • nooooooonn March 11, 2011 at 4:51 pm

        If I were Submit…. I would request her Twitter to be deleted and not let her apear on the internet writing ANYTHING about twilight.

    • oh yeah nonners March 14, 2011 at 4:09 am

      Actually, she has to pay $500,000, not 50. Just saying.

      Anyone know any good chaingang songs?

  26. Anonnnie March 13, 2011 at 12:24 am

    Il think Kristen Stewart is gay. Is there a sten for that?

    • anonamouse March 13, 2011 at 9:40 pm

      yep I agree…she is totally gay! even my VERY gay sister (who’s gaydar has never failed her) says its so!

  27. seltashNoRA March 13, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    She fucked Nikki, Scout and that blond porn star that outed her on her facebook in 2009 but Delooney sent her shippers to threaten her.

  28. Anonymous March 14, 2011 at 7:09 am

    Hahahaha at some of these comments. There is almost no self-awareness in this fandom.

  29. Tracey March 15, 2011 at 8:31 am

    The comments on this post are disturbing.

    One of my favorite quotes on freedom of speech comes from the movie the American President – “You want free speech? Let’s see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who’s standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours..” I understand that this is your “center stage” – so I hope you don’t mind if I take a few moments to speak about your comments — they do in fact make my blood boil.

    I. Calling her a dyke, kstewpid, etc. These comments are disgusting and derogatory — especially in the context they were used. I do not believe Kristen to be gay – however if she is it is none of your business nor mine. It disturbs me that in 2011 there are still people in the world that are so small minded that they find being gay as a “negative” connotation. If Kristen is gay and if she has slept with Nikki, Scout, and blond porn star as reference above — how does that affect you? It doesn’t. It is just sad that you find it amusing to use it as hateful entertainment.

    2. Criticizing her acting ability, tics, etc. I respect that you have an criticisms about her work. I disagree, but that is not the problem I have. My problem is the text in which the criticism was given. Constructive criticism is understandable and sometimes needed — however what is above is not constructive criticism. It is criticism for the sake of being hateful and negative. I am going under the guise that the majority of you are women. As women, don’t you think that rather than criticizing, ridiculing, mocking, and judging another women (and I use that term loosely as she is a young girl (20 years old)) — we could show a little compassion and understanding. She is still learning, perfecting her craft. She admits that she is a harsh critic on herself and that she knows that she can do better. I applaud her for this. It takes a strong person to admit this, and it is even more impressive coming from a person her age.

    I think what I find the most disturbing from all of this — is that you all have seem to have forgotten that she is a person (a human being). She is a young girl navigating in a world that the majority of us will never understand. You all like to pass judgement on her — however have you walked in her shoes? What if she was your little sister? How would you feel?

    In the end – I see women bashing another women, for entertainment purposes. I see judgements being made about someone that they don’t even know. It is sad commentary for women, and people in general.


    • Is that cheese? March 15, 2011 at 10:53 pm

      Tracey, if she were my little sister I’d advise her to give up her “acting” because she’s not good at it.

    • Hey Nonni Nonnie March 15, 2011 at 11:35 pm

      I thought that what we were doing here was free speech, or is it just our free speech you don’t agree with?????

      KSpew has been acting since she was a child, so she’s not “still learning, perfecting her craft”. If she hasn’t got it by now she never will. If you put yourself in the public eye then you will get criticised. Some of it will be constructive, a lot of it won’t be. If you can’t handle it, then you should give it away.

      So just because we are women we should go easy on her? Is that what you’re saying? Why the double standard? Is it ok for us to be “hateful and negative” to guys? OK, think I’ve got that then.

      You can shout your support for K from the rooftops, it will make my blood boil but I will ignore you, as is my right.

    • Ellie March 16, 2011 at 7:55 pm

      I love the way you start of your comment with a quote about free speech, I guess speech is only free if the speaker agrees with you.
      I have seen the woman in a variety of roles and she has yet to produce even a half way decent performance. Having a wide array of ticks does not equal good acting in my opinion.
      How is calling her gay an insult? If you see this as an insult I think you need to take a long hard look at your attitude and views on life.
      As for her age she’s an adult. There are men and women of every nationality younger than her going into war zones. So I’m not entirely sure why she deserves special treatment.
      The year is 2011. We wanted equal rights we got them. Man/woman I don’t care, If you’re crap at what you do then you deserve to be called out on it.
      As for what a tough life she has, please, can I suggest you try going to a news website rather than the Kristen Stewart and then tell me the little princess has it tough.
      I have no problem with you shouting your support of Kstew from the rooftops but you basically tried to paint her as a special needs kid or something. I’m not quite sure why we need to show ‘compassion’ and ‘understanding’ when reviewing her performances. Didn’t we earn the right to review when we paid for the movie ticket?

      • Anon E Mouse March 16, 2011 at 10:12 pm

        Kristen has yet shown me that she’s even a halfway decent actress. She’s gotten by through connections and taking small supporting roles. Then when she gets the lead (largely through who she was dating at the time–Angarano), her inept acting ‘skills’ are highlighted. I’ve rarely seen a movie where I feel 2nd-hand embarrassed for the actor. And, yes, this was before I knew anything about her. Her entitled and bratty attitude did nothing to endear me to her.

        I’m not picking on her because of Twilight (everyone wants to use that excuse). I had seen other movies she had been in like Zathura, Panic Room (I thought she was a boy), Into the Wild, Jumper, etc but don’t even remember her because either her parts were so small or unforgettable. When I re-watched them when they’ve came on TV, it’s the same ol’ same ol’ again. Bite lip. Stutter. Breath heavy. Run hands through hair. Show no emotion.

        This also has nothing to do with her age. She’s almost 21 and knows better and out of the Twilight cast, she’s got the most acting experience except for maybe Peter or Billy. If she hasn’t improved yet, there’s not much hope until she gets some self-awareness and takes acting lessons. You’d think she would be the one (given that she grew up in the industry & has so many roles to her name) that gives the younger cast pointers. Instead, she could use pointers from them.

    • dayjolie March 17, 2011 at 4:43 pm

      Only homophobes consider calling someone gay an insult. Therefore KS fans who call anyone who thinks their idol is gay are homophobes themselves.

  30. Hey Nonni Nonnie March 15, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    I should have added to my last comment – that perhaps you should ignore us too if you don’t like what we’re saying.

  31. gimmeabreak March 16, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Meh. In the interest of accuracy or something, I’d posit that the Nonsten faction is just as crazy/delusional/insert-derogatory-word-of-choice-here as the extreme Robstenites. I mean, people who claim they don’t believe in or don’t like either one or the both of them (though let’s face it – from what I’ve seen, they’re all almost uniformly jealous Rob fangirls, despite claims to the contrary) should be able to just say their piece and move on… right? Yet this is the same group who builds websites (or internet communities, at any rate) dedicated to their hatred/disbelief and who threatens to ride in on white steeds at the WfE premiere to save poor Prince Rob from that evil sorceress should she dare to show her face.

    Or some crazy shit like that.

    Also a lot of folks in the fandom seem to be operating under the tremendous misconception that just because they don’t like something, that naturally means it can’t be true. Many of the comments in response to this post are proof-positive of such wishful thinking.

    To each their own, I suppose. Here’s to some wishful thinking of my own that we’ll all be sick of this shit and will have moved on by the time BD2 drops.

    • dayjolie March 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm

      Typical shipper.

      No one hates the Shrew, I mean KS, people are sick of her being showed down our throats by her PR team and her insane hypocritical fanbase.
      Go watch her films instead of stalking and bullying people.

    • Ellie March 17, 2011 at 10:17 pm

      The trouble with the whole throwing Rpatz into the equation is that I prefer Brad Pitt to Rpatz and yet also love Angelina Jolie. My dislike of Kstew comes from her poor attempts at acting and the attitude she displays in interviews. This is the 21st century surely we can judge a girl on her own merits and not who she’s dating, I’m no fan of the Kstew but even she deserves that.

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